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Barren Buckinghamshire (Jan 2005)

If everyone stuck to the known locations, the dead certs, or waited for someone else to turn up the next location to grace the UE circuit, then UE would quickly become pretty stale. The flipside of that is to research, hunt out and investigate new locations, so when so much time is invested in that search, a day of knock-backs sure sucks. We had seven targets in all for the day, within a thirty mile radius. The plan was not to get around all of them, simply to go through them in the pre-planned order until we came across one that we wanted to see more of and then stick with that one. There's nothing to be gained from cramming too much into one day, one good location is all we were looking for to explore, not spend thirty minutes at seven different locations.

Our first port of call, St. Mary's Hospital, was built in the early 1930's and so we were unsure what to expect of it architecturally. We were less than blown away by what we saw, the only exterior with any real flourish was the Admin block and even that was below par. We thought perhaps the interiors could redeem St. Mary's? A quick look around found us an easy access point. As we turned a corner I hadn't even had a chance to take my camera back out of my pocket when we heard voices. Down the far end of the corridor a camera crew with lighting rigs and associated apparatus were set up and clearly in full swing. We back tracked out, it was still early, we had six more targets and being not particularly impressed with St. Mary's we decided to move on.

The less said about target number two the better, a school in Aylesbury, reported to be derelict, it wasn't! Target number three was more interesting, a dis-used grain store and a fairly large scale building. As we approached all looked promising, trees growing out the roof and walls and smashed windows! But once up close the story changed, the store was surrounded by a few small businesses. That alone was not a deterrent, we continued our approach under the usual hi-vis guise. Only when close enough to look in through ground floor windows did I hearts sink. The entire ground floor was used as storage space by the adjacent cash & carry and as a result was securely locked down. Even if it weren't locked we couldn't be bothered with the potential hassle of being accused of robbing from the cash & carry, so again we moved on, feeling a little deflated.

Green St. School was our fourth potential explore. A small Victorian school of three buildings, a Boys side, a central Hall and a Girls side, built in 1892. A modern and active community centre also occupies the same site, but again this activity on site was not a worry. The real problem with Green St. was its chav infested surroundings, which have forced the schools owners to employ some impenetrable security measures. Reminiscent of security seen only at the most special of locations, e.g Severalls Hospital Chapel, it was certainly not a turn up and walk in location. By now we were feeling pretty beaten by these four sites, but with three more school locations to go one of them could still rescue the day for us. We headed back to the car still hopeful of success.

Our final three School sites were at various stages of re-development. Bellfield was a nice pile of rubble, Downley was a nicely cleared site with just foundations remaining and Cedars was an all but complete housing development! LOL! You've gotta laugh haven't you? Education is clearly not a priority here. With images of developers hoarding and show homes flanked by flagpoles still playing through our heads we started the journey home. The day had been long and although we had been denied at every turn we still felt some accomplishment in having located and confirmed the status of all seven sites. A day distinctly lacking in any real exploration will only make our next successful exploration all the more sweet!

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