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Witley 999 (Dec 2004)

A particularly prolific forum that deals with Urban and Underground exploration carried a post from a new member giving details from a book in their possession. The book contained a description of a glass ballroom constructed by a Victorian Millionaire, quite special in itself no doubt, but this particular ballroom supposedly resides at the bottom of a lake on the Millionaire's former estate. The author goes on to describe a visit he took to the ballroom and how it is reached through fantastic underground tunnels, cavernous rooms and waterways. It seemed perhaps a little exaggerated to say the least, but as more and more information was posted it seemed increasingly likely that it actually did exist.

After an initial visit to the site to see what was actually there the physical evidence in support of its existence was enough to say, if it is no longer there then it certainly once was. The description from the book exactly matched the above ground features of the site and although we could not gain any access that day we noted an uncovered airshaft, which looked down into the darkness below! The site was comprised of a doorway in the middle of the woodland that borders the lake. The doorway appeared to lead to a spiraling walkway that descended, wrapping around a circular subterranean room. This could all be seen through a missing pane of the glazed top of the room, which is at the same level as the woodland floor! Sadly we could do no more that day and so left with intent to return better equipped.

A week later we headed back. We opted to go early in the morning, as we would benefit from the cover of darkness and less potential activity on site due to the un-Godly early hour. We arrived at approx 5.15am and proceeded with our walk to the airshaft, carrying with us the 30ft knotted rope that we planned to descend the shaft with. Some people may still have considered us to be ill equipped for such a descent, but both the Stoop_Master and myself are physically strong and well able to climb up and down such a rope. After a 10 minute walk in all but pitch black through fairly dense woodland undergrowth we emerged onto the border path of the lake, happy to leave the stinging and scratching flora behind us. From the path it was a short walk round the lake and then cutting back into the woods to the access doorway and the shaft! It was an exciting moment as we both peered down the shaft that protrudes approx 4.5 ft out of the woodland floor; our torchlight shimmered on the wet floor below. We hitched the rope around the nearest tree and hurriedly threw it down the 3ft circular concrete pipe. Looking down the shaft again, it was clear that the rope was not clearing the end of it. It has to be said at this point that it is extremely difficult to judge the exact distance of the descent when looking directly down a vertical shaft that allows you no other view than the floor below. We pulled the rope back up and looked around for a suitable implement that would be able to span the mouth of the shaft, support our weight and allow us to directly attach the rope above the shaft giving it more length. Peering down again this seemed to have done the trick, the rope was hanging out the bottom of the shaft and although not touching the floor below, was no more than a couple of feet off.

Having a bit of a reputation as Monkey_Boy I didn't hesitate to hop on top of the shaft and lower myself in grabbing the rope as I did so. The best option seemed to be to place my feet on the damp walls of the shaft and lower myself using the knots, it worked great and I was soon at the end of the shaft. I gripped the rope and released my feet from the walls, lowering myself further one hand over the other as I hung suspended. I reached the end of the rope but had not yet felt the reassuring ground beneath my feet. I had observed earlier the rope's proximity to the floor so felt fine to release my grip and drop into the darkness below, and that's when the fun started!

You know that feeling when your going up some stairs in the dark and you are at the top but think there is another step? You step as if to step up it and kind of stumble, well what happened next was kind of like that. I released my grip and braced for the landing from the whole few inches drop that must be below me, and I braced, erm? OK! I'm still falling!!!!!!!!! Then… BAM, one of my feet hit the floor, but where was the other? Before I had time to even think about that I was 100% submerged in freezing cold, stagnant water, I stood immediately bolt upright and jumped onto the solid floor in front of me. All the air had been ripped from my lungs by the unbelievably cold water and I stood hunched over in the darkness, utterly soaked from head to toe, gasping for breath! As my breathing settled my first thought was of my brand new camera slung over my back, now filled nicely with putrid water. "Are you ok?" Shouted Stoop from above, without looking up I just shouted out "My camera's F@!*#D!” Everyone who knows me knows I don't swear, so Stoop knew that I was less than happy.

For the first time since hauling myself out of the water I looked up to see the shaft above me, 12 feet above me! I had been hanging six foot above the ground, braced for a fall of maybe three inches and dropped six feet! Even better I had landed with one foot on the solid floor, the other off the ledge of a four-foot deep rancid waterway that ran out in the direction of the lake. So as soon as I hit the ground I had fallen sideways, head first into the decaying leaf matter filled water! Even, even better as I looked up at the shaft I was absolutely struck dead to see that the rope was only just clearing the bottom of the shaft, so it was a good six foot out of reach of my outstretched hand! Could this get any worse? Oh yes, five minutes have already passed and I'm starting to feel a little cold stood 45 feet underground, soaked from head to toe at 5.30 in the morning!

So, what to do? Of course the immediate thought is to get help, but that has to be a last resort, we're not supposed to be here remember. I shouted up to Stoop to pull the rope back up and take the knots out of it to see how much more length that might give me, then I stood watching as the rope disappeared back up the shaft. I figured he would be a while, as I know I tied the knots tight, so I thought it best to move around a little, taking a look around my underground tomb. The waterway that I had fallen into was consistent with that described by the author in his book, I shone the torch down the tunnel and the blackness just seemed to go on for ever eating the light up. There was once a boat moored here which was used to reach the other end of the tunnel from where the ballroom can allegedly be accessed, I guess it didn't meet health and safety regs? I flicked the torch around the room, I was standing in a roughly 30ftx50ft arched chamber 12ft high, with the tunnel at one end, and a small opening in the corner at the other through which could be seen steps. Stoop was showing no sign of being ready with the rope yet so I headed to the steps, squelching with every step and rapidly loosing feeling in my hands. I had actually descended into the lowest of three chambers which are all connected via a spiraling staircase to mid way point, which then changes to a spiraling ramp up to the surface doorway. I walked the ramp to the top and reached the door, I felt like I had been a long time so headed back down again, kicking myself that I couldn't get any pictures due to the camera disaster, but also wondering if I'd have been able to hold the camera any how!

I reached the bottom chamber again to find that there was still no rope to be seen, I shouted up and Stoop's head appeared at the top of the shaft, "Two more knots" he said, but then changed his mind and threw it back down as was. Amazingly the rope was now just within my grasp and I felt a slight wave of relief wash over me, I know my own strength and I know that even with the extra weight of soaking wet clothes I could haul my ass up that distance on a rope! At this point I hadn't considered the other elements of the climb, they being, my wet numb hands and the freely moving rope. I checked myself, gripped the rope and started to climb; if I could get into the shaft it would be easier from there up. But that 12 ft of climb using only your arms with no walls to steady you is a killer, and when the rope started to twist just as my head was reaching the shaft it took all my strength to hold on. I couldn't lift myself another inch and slid back down the rope to which my hands now testify, couldn't feel a thing at the time. As I stood in the chamber again I now started to worry a little more and seriously consider telling Stoop to get help.

It'd now been a good forty minutes and I was shivering like crazy, I tried in vain to dry my hands on the walls to afford me a little more grip, then waited a while to try to muster some strength which I seemed to have almost totally exhausted on the first attempt! I approached the rope again, not feeling optimistic; I grabbed hold and started to climb, with Stoop above doing his best to keep me from giving in. I reached a similar point, just below the shaft as the rope began to twist and turn and I slid back down again feeling even feebler than before. I looked up to Stoop and asked if there was anyway he could pull me up? Unfortunately the shaft's position and height made it impossible to achieve any success with this method. "There must be something else? Another way I thought?" I spotted a rusty iron gate in a corner of the room, leaning against the wall. I dragged it over to the rope and stood it upright; pulling the rope down as much as possible to give me some slack I attached it to the gate. My fingers weren't doing great, and tying the rope was a struggle, I wasn't sure if it would hold but I had to give it a go. Positioning the gate so that it was as stable as possible I brushed my hands down, took my soaking coat off as it was pretty weighty and asked God for some strength to get out of there because he knows I didn't have any left in me.

I grabbed the rope for a third time and got to a point where I was standing on the gate, took a little rest and then set off again. The gate did a good job and held the rope steady enough for me to make it into the shaft! I wedged my legs and back against the sides and again stopped to rest my arms that felt like they were going to explode. I felt a little more confident in the shaft and slowly started to edge my way up at what felt like a few inches each time. My tripod was slowly gouging a hole in my back, I struggled to remove it from my belt, willing to just drop it back down if it relieved the pain it was causing. I couldn't free it from my belt and continued on not daring to look up or down as I think it would have just finished me, instead listening to Stoop encouraging me to keep on. As I neared the top I reached the two knots that Stoop had left in the rope and they helped me get a better hold, I was still a few feet from the top but was feeling as if I was nearly there. One last push saw my hands within reach of the lip of the pipe and I grabbed a hold of it thinking that was it, I was there!

At that point my body seemed to give up on me and my heart just sank, I felt so weak, I couldn't lift myself from the pipe and was only staying in place by my legs wedged in the pipe which were shaking like mad and felt like they were going to give any second. I looked up to Stoop who was in no real position to help being on the woodland floor and even if he had been on top of the pipe he would have had no room to grab me and stay secure himself! It suddenly seemed incredibly desperate and I was pretty much freaking out, Stoop chilled me out and with legs still failing he counted me down to one last push which would either see me out of the shaft or at the bottom of it! 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1 By now I'd given up on being quiet and as I pulled myself upwards I shouted at the top of my voice in an all or nothing style, as my body cleared the top of the pipe but was still more in than out Stoop was able to grab a hold of me and pull me out past the point where I could have easily fallen back down. Now pretty much out, my strength left me, gravity took over and I fell backwards the 4.5 Ft to the woodland floor getting some nice cuts in the process.

I lay there, unable to move for a while and then and as I stood up my legs protested at having to keep me upright! We walked slowly back to the car and with each step I felt more and more like I was about to throw up. We made it back to the vehicle with me walking like E.T by the end of it, Stoop drove back and after a thirty-minute exposure to the car's heating I was feeling a lot less nauseous. We got back, had a cup of tea, and then went about our day ......................... .. We'll be back! Pics below are from our recce visit.

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